Send in the Crows

Candice Gaukel Andrews June 15, 2010 10
Steller's jay

Crows and their relatives — such as this Steller’s jay — are renowned for their intelligence. ©John T. Andrews.

Three animal or plant species are going extinct every hour, according to a report presented by Ahmed Djoghlaf, executive secretary of the Convention on Biological Diversity, an international treaty that is part of the United Nations Environment Programme. Most of them are quickly disappearing because of human activities: clearing of land for farms or cities; pollution of lakes, rivers, and oceans; rapid climate change brought on by carbon emissions; and our proliferation around the planet. The charismatic animals that are threatened, such as the black rhinoceros and African elephant, are usually the ones who grab our attention, and we are moved to form organizations and donate money to help save them.

As wildlife and nature travelers, however, rarely do we receive newsletters dedicated to or hear stories about the animals that are doing the opposite: thriving alongside us, in response to our indecent behaviors on the Earth. For example, rats, cockroaches, and pigeons — known as synanthropes, defined as “wildlife which lives near and benefits from an association with humans and the somewhat artificial habitats that we create around them” — routinely incite our irritableness or anger. We tend to regard them as pests. 

The IQ Quotient.

Another synanthrope is the crow. Today, crows are found on every continent except Antarctica and South America. In all that range, they are rarely found breeding more than three and a half miles from human beings. The fact that crows and their relatives — ravens, magpies, and jays — are renowned for their intelligence probably has something to do with their ability to adapt and flourish in human-dominated landscapes. It’s almost as if they’ve decided that if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

Wisconsin farm

Plant and animal species disappear due to human activities such as clearing land for farms. ©Candice Gaukel Andrews.

Wild hooded crows in Israel have learned to use our breadcrumbs for bait fishing. Crows in American and Japanese cities have been observed dropping tough nuts onto heavily trafficked streets and then waiting for cars to crush them open. When the pedestrian light changes to “go,” the birds walk into the street with the people in order to retrieve the nuts without getting run over. And recent research suggests that crows have the ability to recognize one individual human from another by facial features. They even transmit information about “bad” humans to other crows by squawks.

Cheep Labor.

Because he was told it was “impossible,” Joshua Klein, a principal technologist for the global innovation firm Frog Design (a technologist is a “quintessential hacker,” or one who takes everything apart and puts it back together — only better), decided to see what he could teach these smart birds. He built a crow vending machine out of wood and dispersed quarters and peanuts around its base. Once the birds got acclimated to the box, he eventually left only the quarters on the ground at the bottom. The crows learned to put the quarters in the machine to “purchase” the peanuts. Klein postulates that we could train crows to do tasks for us, such as pick up our trash after games in stadiums.

squirrel

Squirrels usually make it on any list of the World’s Ten Smartest Animals. ©John T. Andrews.

The idea isn’t much of a stretch from the results of the vending machine experiment. We could release a team of crows into any arena after a sports match; and for every popcorn carton or soda can deposited into a trash bin, a peanut would be dispensed

But how much can we alter a wild animal’s behavior before that animal is no longer wild? Is it okay to train wildlife to work for us, or does that extinguish some of the “fire” within?

Teaching animals we consider to be pests to live and work for our purposes may just be the way to keep us from annihilating yet other species before the hour is over.

Here’s to finding your true places and natural habitats,

Candy

10 Comments »

  1. Jack June 15, 2010 at 11:35 am - Reply

    As long as they’re not meter maiding, it’s fine by me. I don’t think they’d have much empathy and there is, of course, a language barrier.

  2. NineQuietLessons June 16, 2010 at 12:00 pm - Reply

    I think it’s a good idea to try to make what might otherwise be a pest species work for us. It’s better than trying to exterminate them, anyway. The only thing it watch out for is the inevitable unintended consequence.

  3. Art Hardy June 18, 2010 at 7:43 am - Reply

    Isn’t it just like humans to try to get another species to clean up after us?

  4. J. M. Clark June 19, 2010 at 5:39 am - Reply

    It almost sounds like we could be on the verge of enslaving another species. Dangerous ground!

    (Originally posted on LinkedIn)

  5. Sherry K. June 20, 2010 at 7:53 pm - Reply

    Not sure I liked his conclusion, but it was a pretty interesting video.

    (Posted on Facebook)

  6. Carlyn Kline June 22, 2010 at 12:11 pm - Reply

    Domesticating the dog has certainly proved advantageous to mankind, and we have learned to utilize many of their unexpected and unique talents. As for crows, we remember the raids they made on the panniers of the snowmobiles in Yellowstone, opening zippers and snaps to aquire lunch. One obvious thought is that, should we employ them, it might not be long before they outsmarted us.

  7. Brad Josephs April 25, 2011 at 5:39 pm - Reply

    very cool! love this stuff.

  8. F. Bacon January 4, 2014 at 7:32 pm - Reply

    We used the horse, preserving it and improving it…even spreading it to new lands. For millennia, horses worked with and died with humankind. It hasn’t seemed to work out too badly for either.

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